FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk. However, spankings work!!!and for just on more smile:
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
bottoms upRed
