First the joke:
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bottoms up
Red
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience
and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
If that joke was really true, then you could imagine the fun she could have then enjoyed spanking you, which might not be as enjoyable for you ( but would be for some of my readers...
bottoms up
Red