With tongue in cheek, hope this collection makes you smile...
If that did not work, maybe this will
and,as some men think
been spanked yet, or are you at least smiling
and this hits too close to home, as we all age:
Show these to your wife, if she is not smiling
Do not suggest to her that she has not cleaned it recently...
bottoms up
Red
If that did not work, maybe this will
and,as some men think
been spanked yet, or are you at least smiling
SEX AT 73
Just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
Show these to your wife, if she is not smiling
you will soon be looking at the floor

bottoms up
Red