Never, EVER, take life too seriously....
It is a FACT that
and, why is this woman happy after my previous comments
because she is quite aware that she will have plenty of implements to use on your bottom, beside her hand!!!
bottoms up
Red
Having stated this (think a wee bit about the words stroke and suck)
and to add fuel to the fire! It is a FACT that

because she is quite aware that she will have plenty of implements to use on your bottom, beside her hand!!!

Red