another reason to travel (humor)

So many fun tee-shirts to wear, but maybe advertising this one is a tad over the top
Just goes to show, English and Chinese translations still have a way to go!

Recently, while at the beach, I took this photo for all you military people, of a marvelous plane.  Stare, and see if you can identify it!
 and being helpful, I offered this advice to this charming woman
bottoms up
Red