a telephone call gets you spanked

The idea of a friend sending an email to your partner stating that you should be spanked..... could also be this scenario...
The mind boggles at the idea... Your wife will certainly want to show her control over you
The question?
Before we get started, why not give him a little hand spank, so you know what is unspanked bottom temperature is..
even better, how about you have my rude husband over your knee to start 
and your friends reply was enthusiastic:
Now, let us start for REAL!! no don't try to get away
He better not try to move. so keep one hand on him to calm him   
 now the round paddle will cover his bottom smartly
 and now for the serious paddling
and stay there facing the wall while we discuss your future behavior, and the consequences if you misbehave again!!!!