I often send jokes to friends, but am aware that my sense of humor is a bit off the wall... Here is a joke I sent to Danielle.
Dear Cindy
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Cindy mentioned the letter she had received while we were driving to a shopping centre, leaving nothing to the imagination of what Danielle was requesting. Then with a grin from ear to ear, stated:
WELL, THAT SEEMS TO HAVE PEAKED YOUR THOUGHTS NOW HASN'T IT!
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You can well imagine what happened, but I will describe tomorrow with two follow-up letters.
bottoms up
Red
Snow Ploughing in DublinOn a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through".
So the good wife went out and moved their car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through".
The good wife went out and moved their car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park............" then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."
NOW, THE EMAIL THAT DANIELLE SENT CINDY:
Dear Cindy
I'd like to bring this mail I received from Red to your attention.
Most jokes I get I like to read and some are quite funny, but this one....
Guys who send rubbish like this may think it's funny but it's too much a stereotype: blond women doing stupid things!
Then, in Ireland there isn't much snow so how in the world there should be tons ....
I feel offended, personally as a blonde and on behalf of Dublin, capital of the country I'm in love with.
Please, will you take action on my behalf, you know what I mean.
With love from Danielle
WELL, THAT SEEMS TO HAVE PEAKED YOUR THOUGHTS NOW HASN'T IT!
bottoms up
Red