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(XXX) things you can only say at christmas

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This is a rather amusing list of sayings, and I thought I would put pictures to the sayings.

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS    
after reading, why not comment on the quote you like the best?

1: I prefer breasts to legs. 
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread! 
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 

7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat! 
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 
14: You still have a little bit on your chin. 
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more 
and, if asked, how you are between the sheets, the best answer is:
 bottoms up
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