A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must have been the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, "What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?"
She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!!"
Thought I would try humor to start your day. It is healthy to smile and enjoy life...
However, sending this to your wife, if she doesn't approve, might having her waiting at the door
then sitting, waiting for you to bare your bottom
bottoms up
red