A large amount of these jokes are going around, so I will use them as a lead in to f/m spanking scenes.
The joke:
I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
bottoms up
Red
The joke:
I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
bottoms up
Red