Some things are not as they appear at first glance

Your possible little smile for the day
 That was not a BOOB that you saw
 The woman above does NOT have an insanely hairy arm
 Above is NOT a photo of a woman grabbing her crotch
and above is not a woman carrying a man
However
the above  photo is of a woman seated on a chair holding a hair brush and looking ominously at you
your bottom is being bared
and, well, you can figure out what is now happening
bottoms up
red