You arrive home, and this view (when you enter the living room) awaits you.
and then
However, your wife could be more creative and text you to stop in the garage first, as she wants you to assemble something for her as soon as you get home. She really needs to use it today.
You realize, upon arrival, is that she wants to you assemble a birch rod for her to use on your bottom. (A birch rod (often shortened to "birch") is a bundle of leafless twigs bound together to form an implement for administering a spanking [birching])
However, your wife might like you to worry ( and regret previous actions) about what awaits you at home.
Text Message: "Be a dear and bring in one of the items soaking in the pail in the garage, on your way in, please." Your mind knows that it can only be one thing.
then a reminder at bedtime
smiles for today
anyone remember Dick Van Dyke
Red
