Just A Thought.
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
another thought
I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then… try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
A guy on his wedding night finding that his wife was a Virgin exclaimed: "I want to Kiss the one who took care of you and protected your Virginity."
She gave a naughty smile and said: "KISS MY ASS."
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bottoms up
Red
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
another thought
I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then… try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
and another
A guy on his wedding night finding that his wife was a Virgin exclaimed: "I want to Kiss the one who took care of you and protected your Virginity."
She gave a naughty smile and said: "KISS MY ASS."
SUNDAY LOVE
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 96 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed...make a doctor's appointment!
and a last one
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Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
and a last one
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
bottoms up
Red