the boating scene

With warm weather almost everywhere, time to get that boat out and take your sweetie for a row around the pond.
OF course, make certain you behave, as being on a row boat is similar to a walk in the forest...
How could you possibly imagine this Johnny Depp joke would be enjoyable to the ladies, unless you were Johnny Depp?
the outcome was predictable
instead of a switch, she will have a sandal that will make a significant impression
and you will be singing the blues
much to the enjoyment of her friend who came along for the ride
bottoms up
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