A MEME: but shouldn't Thiefery result in a spanking

a partial BIO

Marriages - one (and it is marvelous)

Proposals - one

Divorces - none

Surgeries - one

Tattoos - UGH!!! Never

Piercings - does the hole in my head count.

HAVE YOU EVER?

Shot a gun - no (but I should do that sometime)

Quit a Job -  Yes, three times, plus summer jobs that ended

Been on TV - Yes, officiating  professional sports, and an interview about computer security

Fallen in Love - Yes  :)

Driven cross country - yes

Hit  a deer - No

Watched a Birth - yes, our children being born

Ridden in an Ambulance - Yes (when I had my heart attack)

Sung Karaoke - Not my thing! I really avoid anywhere with karaoke

Ice Skated - forever, since a young child... Still played hockey (old-timers... over 40 until five years ago). Might start up again... No pint skating unless you have a hockey stick in your hands

Been Surfing - tried water skiing but could never get up for more than two seconds

Seen the Ocean - Yes! We vacation at the ocean almost every year, and also on cruises

Ridden a horse - a few times (pretty bad at it, but I keep trying)

Almost died - yes

Been punched - yes

Punched back - definitely.

ARE YOU?

In love now - Yes with my wife, and our extended family-- totally.