some reasons why men are spanked

1. for designing these Team swimsuits
2. For analyzing how to do the following yoga pose (aka: staring too long at women doing yoga)
3. for claiming you were looking at the chainsaw (what chainsaw)
4. For making comments you think are funny, but your wife does not appreciate them
like maybe saying to your mother in law: 
This is so very true... but it doesn't work
and by now you should realize the absurdity of the first part of this sentence...

bottoms up
Red